From the Desk of GOD

re: Moping while on duty

Dear Joycerica,

In the absence of alcohol, let me just make this sweet and simple. Get your act together, girl.

No moping while on duty. Life ain’t short in fact it’s the longest thing you ever ever have. So moping won’t make it easier. If noticed, the smiley in the sky last December 1 has a purpose. The sign you were asking for?? I have no clue. Signs are like so last year (as you would say).

So get up. Get up and do something. LIVE.

P.S.

Stop calling your father an Old Fart, Father Abraham, Hitler or Frankenstein. Give him a nice present too.

Remember.. I'm watching you!

Eternally Here,

GOD