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Folks, this is where I try to subtly put  a disclaimer.  This is a constant place where you can find me redirecting my frustrations, anger, repressed emotions and ocassionally stories about heartaches. Also, this is where I practice my skills in sarcasm. I don’t know if you heard the news but slapstick is dead. Yes, it’s better to be a cynical and funny rather than oh what the hell… you can call me whatever you like.  Humor me. Also, do not go any further if you’re planning to find peachy posts about how life is grand and all that superficial shit.  You have been warned.

Here’s to your daily passive aggressive affirmation!

Cheers,

Your German Milkmaid